timberwolves


the sweetest basketball team ever, they got past the 1st and 2nd round last year and we have an owsome line-up with trenton h-ssell, troy hudsen, ervin johnson, mad dog mark madsen, the candy man michael olowokandi, the mayor fred hoiberg, and welcome to walley’s world with wally szczerbiak; and we got the big three: sam c-ssell, latrell sprewell spree, and the kid, the big ticket, and reigning mvp, kevin garnett.
the minneosta timberwolves are going to be the best d-mn basketball team ever.
(n.) a store -ssociate who likes to handle wood, or works in a wood related field. he’s always on the prowl for s-xy beasts to mate with in the building, and often uses the guise of requesting a broom to bring the rest of his pack in for the action.
look at krieger stalking that hottie, what a timberwolf!
nba team that’s lost in the 1st round of the playoffs 7 straight years; home of kg; balanced team who will be good in ’04
the t’wolves are gonna win a playoff series this year.
c-nt loving dyk-
“boy, that girl is such a timberwolf”
a group of three or more women who are nice enough when alone and away from their pack, but when put together are ruthless and have no regard for how they act or how they treat people around them. they are very protective of their fellow wolves. timber wolves usually make awesome drinking buddies if you can get close enough.
some guy: man, check out those timber wolves dancing in a circle around their purses.

some dude: i am so going to buy that blonde a drink.

some guy: don’t do it bro!! they look like man eaters buddy.
the best team in the nba with mvp kg, troy hudson, and wally. timberwolves are just unlucky everytime it comes to playoffs…
the timberwolves just whooped on that teams -ss. totally embr-ssed them.
the act of suddenly changing lanes for no reason, generally done to mess with the stoners, drunks, or oblivious people who are packed into the back of your car.
you: what’s that in the road up there?
stoners in the backseat: timber wolf!
-you abrubtly change lanes-

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