time cock paradox
a theoretical paradox often used as an excuse for something.the time c-ck paradox occurs when someone travels through time and sp-ce causing a timeline of the events to form a p-n-s-like shape.according to many theories doing such a thing would cause much mayhem,and confusion ,and possibly the annihilation of the universe.the destruction of the universe through the time c-ck paradox is known as the great coming.it is used as an excuse saying that the time c-ck paradox prevented you from doing something or caused you to do something.
“the time c-ck paradox caused my homework to be expelled through the singularity while i was switching dimensions.”
“i wasn’t at school because john holmes recruited me to create the time p-ssy in order to stop the time c-ck paradox.”
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