time fapsule


when one places their favorite and most cherished p-rnographic content into a time capsule, buries it and 10 years later digs it up and m-st-rb-t-s to it again.
“dude do you remember that time fapsule i made in 8th grade?”
“yeah.”
“my dog rocko just dug it up, i guess there’s no point in waiting now.”

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