time to salute the little soldier
this is when your boyfriend first shows you his p-n-s, and politeness requires that you simultaneously act amazed, impressed, and pleased by its size and girth.
it’s our fourth date; which in north dakota means showtime! time to salute the little soldier. i just hope it can stand attention.
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