Time Zone Dyslexia
a condition where the sufferer routinely adds or subtracts wrong when planning things in more than one time zone.
side effects include missed appointments, multiple calendar resends, manic tap-dancing through that presentation you thought was 2 hours from now. adrenaline, cringing, lame apologies.
coping mechanisms: ocd-like checking of the hour; counting out from east to west coast on your fingers. pinky: eastern is 1 pm; ring finger is central – so, noon; pacific is the pointer, that’d be 10 a.m. – right? right?
you told nyc to dial in at 10 but chicago at 11; so is the call for 10 or 12est?
d’oh! 10est. sorry – time zone dyslexia.
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