Timed Release
intentionally holding back the release of one’s flatulence or a defecation or combination of both for just the right time, opportunity or place to purge -ss gas and/or squeeze off a nice dump .
example 1: carl was giving his presentation on july’s sales figures when he realized that the off tasting fish tacos he had for lunch was building up a gas bubble. he managed a timed release and hustled out of the conference room with a case of the walking farts right after he finished presenting.
example 2: stan’s monday morning wine sh-ts were the worst. the smell could peel paint off the wall. he was tired of his boss riding his -ss about his performance so he planned a perfect timed release and just before his boss showed up, he dropped a mop bucket dump in the executive wash room. he later overheard his boss talking about it and how he was unable to breath when he went into the restroom.
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