Timelock


to disspell flatulence in an elevator without regard for the next occupant; thereby, trapping the person, or timelocking him or her, in the there with the fart.
oh no! i’ve been timelocked in this elevator for the next 10 floors!
when a person or group hasn’t updated their knowledge, fashion or technology since a specific period of history
parent: “who are you going to see play tonight?”
kid: “frenzal rhomb”
parent: “i’ve never heard of them”
kid: “that’s cause you’re timelocked in the 70s”

dude: “she’s wearing leg warmers?”
girl: “yeah, she’s in a 80s timelock”

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