Times are tough
a quote from a mentally deranged man from 8 bit theater
fighter: good morning!
tat dude: times are tough.
fighter: how are you?
tat dude: times are tough.
fighter: wanna swordfight?
tat dude: times are tough.
fighter: are you mentally deranged?
tat dude: times are tough.
fighter: …
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