Times Square

a large advertis-m-nt that happens to have cars running through it.
n00b: “hey, want to go to times square?”
person: “h-ll no, if i wanted to see ads, i’d surf warez or p-rn!”
a section of midtown manhattan on west 42nd street. it is known for its bright lights, and carnival like appearence. it is currently the home to the theater industry, and formerly, the s-x industry. it is also a major contributor to the tourist industry. until the 1990’s, times square was seedy. times square has been home to streetwalkers and showgirls since the beginning of the 20th century. in the 80’s, crack made times square a very dangerious place. in the 90’s, mayor guliani transformed it from a red light district/ theater place, into a very tacky, disny like bunch of streets.
“we were going to go to times square to watch the ball drop, but we decided to just watch it on tv instead”
new york’s version of the ginza district.
like tokyo, the city of new york has its own landmark district called the times square.
when a male squats over his sleeping partner with a flashlight shining on his b-lls. he then tickles her face until her eyes open. when they do he starts counting down like nye on new years while lowering his b-lls closer to her face. when his b-lls land on her face he screams “happy new year!”
i was feeling festive last night and gave karen a times square while she was sleeping.