Timitis
a disease afflicting somebody rendering them to make up words that sound like real words when they’re really not.
no known cure.
currently afflicts individuals named “tim”.
tim: “geez our new team member isn’t receptible.”
andrew: “juliana, don’t listen to a word he says. he suffers from timitis”.
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