Timjohn


a man who is the embodiment of everything a man shouldn’t be. a singular noun that means “something that does not satisfy a woman. either emotionally, s-xually, physically, and every other d-mn adverb in the world.”
“man, i’ve never seen this girl so happy since we started necking each other and she broke up with that timjohn.”

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