timmed
verb to be ‘timmed’ is to be convinced, coerced, or literally forced to get absolutely -rs-holed beyond all expectations, usually involves; heroic volumes of hard liquor, criminally late nights, moments of dubious morality, questionable choices, certain regrets, but priceless fun…..
juande; jesus christ ian, you look like cold sh-t.
ian; i feel it man. b-mped into tazer last night, and he proper timmed me. last thing i remember, i was swinging from that big–ss chandelier in rhinos, with my pants around my ankles screaming ‘spank me’ to fourteen p-ssed off strippers…. then things got really bad….
juande; that’s nothing, i heard smarm got so timmed, when he came to, he was holding a half pint of neat vodka, opposite some chap flat-faced on the table, and about 50 russian gangsters cheering and shouting his name. turns out he was in riga, latvia, which would been nice, but they started drinking in richmond.
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