Timmy Story


a short simple pointless story
kid: “one time i went to the mall and had to pee but then i saw a yellow sign that said closed but i went in and peed anyway”

you: wow what a timmy story

tim: “one time i had a c-ke but then it tasted funny so i threw it out”

you: wow timmy

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