Timo Phelps


a distant cousin of michael phelps, timo phelps is terrified of the water. he is an olympic caliber fencer, who made the usa olympic fencing alternate team in 2000, 2004, and 2008. he is currently a pharmacy student. timo phelps is also known as super pride man, and is known to wear grey capes and headbands.
oh my god, i just met timo phelps, he is so much hotter than michael.

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