timofe
a timofe is a girl who thinks she’s hot and has a shot with a hershey’s bar. she wants to be the centre of attention and will do anything to be it. she is a sluuuuut!! and has her legs wide open for anything with a pulse. she looks for s-xual thrills everywhere, including doorkn-bs
eg. what a timofe! eurgh!
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