Timothy Wade


a measurement of time, distance, weight, and even speed. he is the oldest living thing in the universe. able to reproduce as-xual. able to fly because he isn’t intelligent to know he can not fly. the father of zeus, poseidon, and hades. impregnates women just from the utterance of his name. a god among men.
wade is what i aim to achieve. timothy wade

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