Tin Canoe


when you run out of condoms.. and saran wrap.. and thus proceed to wrap your p-n-s in aluminum foil to prepare for intercourse.
– do you have a condom?
– no, can we use saran wrap?
– all out.
– looks like you’re getting the tin canoe tonight.

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