Tina towel party


a party consisting of gay men using methamphetamine. the scene is generally a s-xually charged, p-rn indulgent debacle where most of the partic-p-nts fail to “get off”, although they may try for hours or days. the telltale signs of a tina towel party are conspicuous popper usage, greasy doorkn-bs, remote controls sealed in zip-lock baggies, and furniture draped with bath towels, hence the name.
harry: hey lyle, didn’t i see you at that tina towel party the other night?
lyle: yeah, i was there. why?
harry: well, so far 3 of us got the clap. you may want to go see linda down at the clinic, just to be sure.

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