(v;:) tinder ripple- tapping your own profile picture on the search page on tinder it creates a real-time ripple splash and cures boredom until you make a fatal mistake of tapping mistake.
jay, jeff and zacc were seeing who could make a faster, better tinder ripple until zacc tapped a fat chick and they matched … for life.
the art of making beautiful origami while partic-p-ting in an orgy. look at these awest me orgygami cranes i made last night!
verb; meth-stir-bay-shun a marathon masturbation session, often lasting several hours at a time, while under the influence of large amounts of illegal controlled substances, specifically crystal methamphetamine. a drug-specific variation of drugsturbation. other examples include: e.g., cialisturbation, mdmasturbation, etc. in all cases, obsessive masturbation is the primary activity while the drug use facilitates the abnormal […]
when you’re listening to s-xy time music and it makes you want to cry but also gives you a b-n-r. “went and saw the weeknd perform at acl and got a cryb-n-r”
a black girl who acts white. girl 1: that girl always listens to twenty-one pilots. girl 2: she is such a laniah.
to p–p or pee inside someone’s mouth i walked in on my parents when they were hurburgurbaing