Tinderized
being bombarded by fake tinder chicks to follow their webcam shows or go to some website only to talk to actual girls that never want to meet because apparently tinder is for people who don’t want to “hook up”
this chick on tinder, a site for hooking up, didn’t want to actually hang out. my d-ck got tinderized. yay internet.
i got tinderized by 400 fake profiles trying to make me watch some dumbf-ck webcam site.
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