being bombarded by fake tinder chicks to follow their webcam shows or go to some website only to talk to actual girls that never want to meet because apparently tinder is for people who don’t want to “hook up”
this chick on tinder, a site for hooking up, didn’t want to actually hang out. my d*ck got tinderized. yay internet.
i got tinderized by 400 fake profiles trying to make me watch some dumbf*ck webcam site.
- c*ck doodling
a guy that can’t keep his d*ck in his pants. i know my boyfriend is out c*ck doodling.
- connor hanson
has the biggest forehead in the world connor hanson has the biggest forehead in the world
a small creature that resembles a gnome, whose occupation is in the b*tter making industry. basically a primitive garden gnome, similar in life style to the amish. i always trust b*tter made for a b*tterton.
- glutton cups
when food binging results in hiccups. i had chipotle for breakfast, four beers for lunch, and chinese takeout for dinner, and now i’ve got the glutton cups.