Tindervision
when you swipe right on tinder after falling in love with someone based on their profile picture and description but then throw up in your mouth a little once you meet your match in person.
i had major tindervision on sat-rday. the guy was hot in his tinder profile picture, but i immediately wanted to run away as soon as i saw him for the first time at the bar.
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