Ting Ta


a ting ta is not only a sound that you can make if you click your tongue fast enough, it is also an 86 year old lady. she has over 21 grandchildren, many of whom all share the same birthday. she is an ordinary, law abiding citizen who unfortunately became addicted to the smell of both petrol and fire at a very young age. her love for both petrol cans and sparklers can often get her in somewhat trouble with the federal department, but don’t forget – she’s just a lovely old lady with very very good skin and school girl looks
“oops, i dropped the banana…what am i going to do now? :o”

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