Tingey
the best surname known to man, the name everyone wishes to have, even if it means doing something stupid to get it. many people been diagnosed with medical depression due to not having the surname tingey.
person 1: “ahhh man, i so wish i had the surname tingey”
person 2: “i know exactly what u mean, its just so d-mn awesome”
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