tinkle fairy
a tinkle fairy is presumably an imaginary being that monitors every moment you take a p-ss, it is mostly known for its limitations, such as ‘the amount of times you can shake’. it was made popular from the show family guy.
adam west: -shakes twice-
tinkle fairy: two shakes, that’s it…move along!
adam west: oh, why thank you, tinkle fairy!
one who tries to be cool but fails and just ends up looking like a f-g or a douche
– did you see pat b last period?
– he was being such a tinkle fairy.
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