Tinton Falls


pta mom central…the place where mom jeans come to die!
(tinton falls)hey susan! did u go shopping??
no karen, i had no time…little bobby had a soccer game, baseball tryouts a karate tournement, and i had a pta meeting…
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central nj, just west of long branch, largely characterized by preppy white kids pretending to be black or ghetto, very few of which ever make it out of mommy and daddy’s house…college success rate of 1/5….good indication of tinton falls residency is that if you actually make it to college, someone who really is black kicks your sorry -ss for trying to be.
yo yo yo….what up homey g funk?

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