tiny piggy
it is the proper term that describes young asian males who are afflicted with small p-n-s confidence that have taken to tattooing portraits of miss piggy, from the famed show “the muppets”, on to their botox injected nut sacks. nut sack puppet shows are notorious and usually play to packed houses in both bangkok and ph-ket.
famous nut sack puppet shows include “miss piggy in sp-ce” and the award winning “miss piggy overcomes from wongaphobia.”
after years of telepathically trying to teach myself to make my man nipples lactate, the tiny piggy show changed my life. i now have both miss piggy and kermit on my nut sack…i can make them dance if you pay me in advance.
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