tiny tim
while you’re blowing your load all over a girls face, you immediately crack her over the head with a ukulele while yelling ohhhhhhhhh, take it all, b-tch!
hey baby, i want to give you a tiny tim
the greatest singer of all time.
tiny tim is the only happy emo i ever seen.
small d-ck
hows tiny tim?
a good name to call a male if he p-ssed you off or just plain has a small p-n-s.
ziggy:f-ck you get out my house! geyes:f-ck you f-cken tiny tim piece of sh-t i took pity on your lame -ss! besides i faked it anyway!!!
s-x with someone on crutches.
i totally tiny tim-ed that gimp!
a person with a smaller w-nker(look up with you dont know what that is)
tiny tim
when a piece of human turn -pokes it’s head out of the r-ct-m and slides back in for cover. as seen in a solider at war.
sitting on the toilet after a night on the potatos
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