Tiozão


tiozão, man, i cannot even begin to describe… see, it´s a life style, no better, it´s the way everyone should live. what does a tiozão do? he eats and farts and go to barbecues in his friends´s houses and only leaves 3 days later and beats his wife to a pulp and kicks his chiuaua and sleeps on the sofa while watching football matches and he also only showers once a week. he´s a total c-nt… the perfect guy really. let´s all hail to the cult of tiozão/tiozão master/tiozão superstar/tiozão maricas/tiozão diva.
-farts- i´m tiozão and i´m here to f-ck.

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