Tip Dirt
when you get get human feces on your genitals performing a non s-xual act.
aww man, when i put down that paper seat at the public restroom, my cr-p got stuck to it and i got covered in tip dirt.
when your having s-x, its the best bit, you know the bit at the end when you blow your beans, qv, or chuck your muck, qv.
in fact its the whole point of the excercise
i stuck my kn-b is, wiggled it about a bit, tipped my dirt, and then rolled over and went to kip
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