tip karma
the philosophy that tipping generously will alter the universe in a way that you yourself will be reimbursed monetarily in your own line of work. applies to bartenders, baristas, servers and cabbies.
hank: why’d you just tip five dollars for a mocha?
sara: i work tonight – tip karma, b-tch!
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