Tip-Top Cafe


the result of punting various objects into the stratosphere with the objective of landing them onto a random roof or other usually unreachable sp-ce. intoxication leads to a greater frequency of attempts, often with diminishing accuracy.
friend 1 after launching an empty water bottle onto the roof of a local elementary school: i just took that to the tip-top cafe.
friend 2: sweet. let’s go listen to the new alb-m “parakeet room”.

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