Tippeligaen


the top football-division in norway. contains 16 different teams whereas two of them, rosenborg and molde switch at being the best, and the remaining teams are a bunch of slightly fat footballers who’s more concerned about their hair and tattoos.
– mom, i wanna be a footballer when i grow up!
– you can’t. your’e sh-t.
– but in tippeligaen there’s no limit at how sh-t you can be

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