tiquilios


step 1: make a bowl of cheerios, sans milk.
step 2: pour tequila in that bowl.

step 3: get really wrecked from your tequilios.

step 4: get arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct before 9 am.

that how you tequilio.
tiquilios: the drunken way to start your day.

tequila. cheerios. win. :). tiquilios.

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