tire monkey


slang term for poor cuban immigrants who cant afford to steal life rafts to get to the u.s. so they float to miami on tires.
“hey did you hear that umberto was a tire monkey?”
“yeah, he f-cking lazy rivered his way past the coast guard.”

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