tired boner


when your up early in the morning, for example for an 8 am cl-ss and you have a b-n-r that won’t go away because your wicked tired and keep daydreaming s-xual things. this shouldn’t be confused with morning wood, because morning wood usually results from having to take a p-ss, and you have it as you wake up. the tired b-n-r occurs when your wicked tired and wicked bored after you’ve been up for atleast an hour.
“this sucks dude this econ cl-ss is so boring and i’m so tired.”

“i know dude i have a raging tired b-n-r and i keep picturing shannon elizabeth sitting on my lap naked.”

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