Tired old raisin


cl-toris of an older woman– although it could be of a younger woman who has abused her v-g-n-. weathered and beaten in appearance like an old catchers mitt
this old cougar was trying to put moves on me but i didn’t want any part of her tired old raisin.

i told the mean meter maid to shove the parking ticket up her -ss and go flick her tired old raisin

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