Tisshoulder


when a guy finds out a girl has recently broken up with her boyfriend, and tries to have s-x with her, he becomes a tisshoulder.
this is because he poses as a ‘shoulder to cry on’ and has a metaphorical ’tissue’ on his shoulder, representing his ‘caring’ nature.
person a: hey i heard mandy broke up with her boyfriend!
person b: oh no, better cheer her up with a quick sh-g!
person a: man, you’re such a tisshoulder. bad att-tude man.

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