tissue issue


when you need a tissue, but don’t have one on your person, which then causes an issue
i almost had a tissue issue but i had a tissue in my pocket and therefore there was no issue.
the perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.
conrad: holy cr-p! we’ve got to go back to the apartment before pam wakes up, i forgot i left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!
farnsworth: hey, your tissue issues aren’t going to make me late to work, sgt. spank-o-tron!
a human resource issue when someone is whining and a mock tissue to wipe the eye is necessary.

also a human resource issue involving people rather than equipment or processes.
are you whining? this sounds like a tissue issue.

we’ve got another tissue issue, the warehouse crew is b-tching again.

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