tissue sea-life


subterranean reproductive organisms found often dried in the folds of tissue nestled in dark corners under or near adolescent and post-adolescent male’s place of slumber. its distinctive characteristics include its crusty texture accompanied by its sea-like aroma.

good g-d, it smells like tissue sea-life in here. what have you been doing?!

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