Tit Fiend
moniker given to people who obsess over t-ts to the extreme. usually, these people will see t-ts out of every object possible and if not, they will make adjustments so that there can be t-ts.
guy 1: those lights look like t-ts! and those cupcakes look like t-ts! and that doorkn-b looks like a t-t!
guy 2: man, you’re a t-t fiend.
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