tit spanners


a phrase to desribe a man’s (or a lesbian’s i suppose) hands.
formed from the idea of using one’s hands on a woman’s (or man’s, if you’re into that) delicious, matronly br–sts.
hey, get your t-t spanners off my dairylea dunkers!

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