TIT SQUIRREL
someone who is both equal parts -sshole and awesome. t-t squirrels make excellent frienemies.
most days i love my t-t squirrel, but some days i’d like to punch him in the b-lls.
illegal smugglers who selfishly come to the states looking for a better life, yet acomplish nothing more but to make ours a lot f-cking worse.
the emigrant, carmen sanchez, was shocked when her landscape company accidentally labeled her name tag “t-tsquirrel sanchez, p.h.d. in lawnmowing”. she deserved it.
a).an extremely racist term used when negitively reffering to a boarder-hopping, greencard-lacking mexican.
b). a mexican who resembles a squirrel made of t-ts. mainly because of their t-t-like features and ability to climb/ hop things like a squirrel.
d-mn amigo! look at that t-tsquirrel hop!
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