Titan Grip


used to describe an excruciatingly tight handjob, often recieved from a lady of masculine physique.
hospital man: so how exactly did you break your d-ck?

luke: it started hurting after this $3 hooker gave me a handjob in my yarris

hospital man: hmmm looks like t-tan grip too me

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