Titanic Weed


a weed so potent, that not only does it get you stoned off your f-cking -ss in two hits, but makes you laugh so hard that tears start rolling down your face uncontrollably thus giving the appearance you have just watched “t-tanic”. something as simple as a knock knock joke that you heard in 2nd grade can cause you to roll on the floor screaming and crying with laughter. another name for this strain is “period weed” because it’s only a carton of ben & jerry’s and a can of chocolate frosting away from an all out period crying fest. so if you are up for smoking this devil’s ganja, than grab some tissues and enjoy the ride.
jared: (laughing uncontrollably)

ryan: “jesus mother mary and joseph, what the f-ck is up with you?”

jared: “(starts crying and sobbing) i can’t…i can’t…help me…”

ryan: “d-mn dude. you’re geeked out of your f-cking mind. you must have smoked that t-tanic weed or some sh-t.”

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