Titatus


when one can see nothing but a pair of br–sts. opacity varies with severity of ones condition. a constant reminder of having looked at too much p-rn.
“sh-t podge my t-tatus is really bad today…. even when i close my eyes all i can see is a m-ssive pair of t-ts”

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