titfucked
expression used to describe extreme loss, humiliation, or rejection. similar to shafted.
“i just got t-tf-cked; right now my girlfriend is kissing some guy over there at the bar”
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t-ts that are so big that their scary dude, run!!! that b-tch gots some giant t-tonsters! m-ssive br–sts dayyum lookit the t-tonsters on jessica alba big b–bs wow her t-tonsters are m-ssive!!
- Tittpong
sport similar to regular ping pong, but instead og using rackets, one uses t-ts. it’s a sport for women and men with moobs. – hey, what did you do last night? – just played som t-ttypong with your mother. – i’m the world champion in t-ttpong!
- Kansas Cocktail
libation created by drinking 1/3 a can of coca-cola and then refilling that 1/3 with your choice of bourbon and/or whiskey. a poor man’s bourbon and c-ke. to start off the night at the bonfire she grabbed a six pack of c-ke cl-ssic and i grabbed a fifth of jim beam…we mixed, mingled and then […]
- Kansas Cornholer
members of the westboro baptist church in topeka, kansas i hear those kansas cornholers are going to protest at the murdered children’s funerals. those westboro baptist church people are all closet queers, incestuous, inbred kansas cornholers.
- albatross
a s-xual position in which one male pleasures four others by giving a bl-w j-b, taking it in the b-tt, and giving two hand jobs simultanesously, hence the flapping motion of said bird. hey andrew call up a couple of your mates and lets have an albatross session. a metaphor for a dead weight or […]