Tits and Tea
this is a cl-ssic position of lovers looking to rekindle the spark. first a woman lays on her back upon a table or long, flat surface (it is key that she is in the buff). then her lover (also nude) straddles her face while gently placing his t-st-cl-s and scr-t-m along her mouth and neck. next he positions himself in a way that his erect member, can smoothly sail the region between her twin peaks.
joseph: i broke up with trisha last night.
justin: aw shucks man, why?
joseph: that strumpet refused to have t-ts and tea before bed.
justin: good riddance!
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