Tits like Wombles’ Noses
an expression used to describe a woman’s br–sts which resemble the fictional characters the wombles’ noses i.e. large, pointy, slightly saggy, tan brown with a very large black/brown erect nipple tip.
the womlbes were a popular television programme for children in the 70’s. they lived on wimbledon common and did a lot of recycling. very ahead of their time!
james – when she took her bra off it look like the wombles had come to visit!
percy – why? did she have a gigantic furry 70’s womble m-ff ?
james – no!!she had t-ts like wombles’ noses! i almost sh-t myself.
percy – sh-t the bed kitten!
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