tits on a board


a phrase used to describe the utter uselessness of a person, place, thing or event.
“hey bro, what do you think of the new window’s vista?”

“well, in my opinion it’s about as useless as t-ts on a board.”

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    amazing, m-ssive t-ts. usually applied to a woman. sunny is f-cking t-t-tacular, man. those things are melons! peoples besties. the ones you cant live without. if you didnt have them you would die. drop dead. they are beautiful gorgeous people/aliens that have to be attached to your hip or the world will explode. smosh-ians and […]

  • tittery whoppet

    a woman’s v-g-n-, the female organ of s-xual intercourse my t-ttery whoppet hurts.

  • T Move

    when someone or something acts in a backstabbing manner or tends to do something that you dissaprove of, or to just plain annoy you. person 1: bro i just made 300$ i can finally pay you back! person 2: seriously?? thanks person 1: i was joking (starts laughing) person 2: t move man… cashier: you […]

  • tonsil tapping

    the act of ramming your hard p-n-s into anothers mouth so that the head makes vigorous contact with the back of the throat/ tonsil region…may result in a gag reflex of recipient terrences’ mother enjoys me tonsil tapping her old saggy nutslurping -ss

  • toothmonkey

    1. member of the cool kids and captain of the last ones up 2. a crazy monkey, often encountered at the best sessions 3. moth circus master 4. a magical being 5. s-xy penguin’s love hey dude, you going to toothmonkey’s session on tuesday night? toothmonkey’s at solas drinking solas light with s-xy penguin i […]


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