Tits on a boat


like the terms t-ts on a boar, man, or board etc… the term “t-ts on a boat” is used to describe how useless or incompetent someone or something is.

believed origins of the term:

1) in history it use to be considered unlucky and a bad omen to have a woman on board a ship.
2) the figure heads on the front of a boat (usually a woman with baring br–sts) though aesthetically pleasing had no real use other then for superst-tion and aesthetic.
“your as useless as t-ts on a boat”

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